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BIOGRAPHY OF ALISTAIR SYNKLAR GENERAL INFORMATION
First name: Alistair
Middle name: Sebastian
Last name: Synklar
Nickname(s): Al , Alice
Online alias(es): Synklar , Synklarus
Language(s) spoken: English & Italian
Handedness: Well, I can beat my dick with both, so right...
Date of birth: September 2004
Place of birth: Auckland, New Zealand
Zodiac: Libra
Chinese zodiac: Monkey
Sun, moon and rising: 🌞Libra , 🌙Aquarius , 🌅Capricorn
Tarot: Hanged man
Spirit Animal: Raccoon
Lucky number(s): 3 and 27
Kaomoji: (X'◡'X)
Gender: Whole dick and balls right here
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship status: Not interested
Race: Bi-racial
Ethnicity: European & Asian
Ethnic composition: Portuguese, German, Chinese
Nationality: Kiwi
Country of residence: New Zealand
City of residence: Auckland
Countries visited: Ireland 🇮🇪 , South Africa 🇿🇦 , Canada 🇨🇦
Occupation: Financial Consultant
Qualification(s): Bachelors in Commerce
Field(s) of study: Economics and finance
Pastime(s): Sleep, Journaling, Writing letters to inmates
Vice(s): Straight edge
Guilty pleasure(s): Breakfast food , Shitty music
Darkest secret(s): Now why the fuck would I tell you?
Controversial opinion(s): Hoes like bringing up the past, but ask who attacked her—she draws a blank. , Harvard educated just to end up being a mother.
Fetish(es): Knowing how the fuck Larry Williams managed 11000%
Motto(s): If you woke up broke, your ass should've never went to bed in the first place.
Anthem: Three days grace - I Am Machine
Me as a song: Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
Current musical obsession(s): PENOMECO , Darci , Teflon Sega
Guilty pleasure song: Foreigner - I want to know what love is
Me as a fictional character: Hachiman Hikigaya
Professional mentor(s): Patrick Ryan , Felix Tan , Bernd Skorupinski , Eduardo , Charlie Ereaut , Fabio Valentini , Andrea Cimitan , Lorenzo Corrado , Nick Syiek , Anton Kreil LANGUAGE PROFICIENCY
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Height: 165cm (5'5")
Weight: 70kg
Physique: Athletic
Hair color: Dark brown almost black
Hair style: Mullet or buzz cut
Eye color: Brown
Complexion: Fairly tan in summer but quite ghostly in winter.
Skin type: Temperamental
Notable feature(s): Grim facial expression
Shoe size: UK10/11
Preferred style: Loosely worn tee paired with black denims, white air forces, a baggy hoodie and flannel shirt. Yes, I dress like a cholo.
Body modifications: 2 piercings, one in each lobe.
Tattoos: None
Glasses: Light prescription lenses fitted in black frames.
Jewelry: Silver earrings and a cicada necklace
Typical everyday carry: Keys, wallet, lip balm, lighter, pen.
Moles: 3
Freckles: No
Scars: Plenty BACKGROUND
Hometown: Auckland
Childhood: Mediocre
Adolescence: Troublesome
Adulthood: Underway
Familial status: Estranged
Sibling(s): 2
Birth order: 3
Education: University graduate
Economic status: Middle Class
Religion: Baptized catholic
Religious: Somewhat
Spiritual: No
Occult: Somewhat
Personal philosophy: Pessimistic-nihilism
Financial philosophy: Asceticism PERSONALITY
Ethical disposition: Just because it's illegal that doesn't make it wrong.
Moral alignment: Chaotic evil
Temperament: Choleric
MBTI: ISTJ
Enneagram: Type 6
Tritype: 631
IQ: 140
Rice purity score: 51
Notable personality trait(s): Servile, well-mannered, distracted
Positive trait(s): Servile, polite, honest
Negative trait(s): Callus, stubborn, judgmental, skeptical
Virtues: Authenticity, Commitment, Determination, Honor, Orderliness, Reliability
Values: Family, Stability, Honesty, Loyalty
Priorities: Money
Motivation(s): Don't need any
Sins: Envy, Greed, Lust, Pride
Strength(s): Productivity
Weakness(es): Communication
Demeanor: Calm
Sense of humor: Sardonic wit
Mental disorder(s): Schizophrenia
Treatment: High dosage medication misuse
Chronic condition(s): Seasonal "Fuck-its"
Profanity: Extremely high
Seriousness: Minimal
Typical knee-jerk reaction: Exclaim "Fuck Sake"
Weird Quirk: Saying 100 basis points instead of 1%
Social disposition: I hate everyone equally.
Best described as: A variety of four letter words
Approach to communication: Asking simple questions in uniquely strange ways THINGS I LIKE
Money • Literature • Vintage technology • Luxury timepieces • Blinking terminals • The old web • Fountain pens • Japanese stationery • Quality paper • Muted color palettes • The color yellow • Intelligent humor • Witty remarks • Poetic racism • Being delightfully surprised • Salt • Vanilla • Lemon poppy seed • Lizards • Cicadas • Pandas • Order • Clean linen • Silk • Cloudy weather • Cheeky chuckles • Sincere smiles • Women in bonnets • Giving gifts • Italian food • Funeral food • Hot tea • Good wine • Quiet company • Bonsai trees • Violent winds • Pugs • Rugs • Pugs in rugs • Leatherwork • Terminal applications • Receiving letters • Disposable connections • ADHD music • Non-english music • Asian films and shows THINGS I DISLIKE
Loud noises • Bright lights • Talkative people • Sensitive people • Morning people • Bad grammar • Clingy behavior • Mediocrity • Bad time keeping • Beach sand • Rain • Wet grass • Lavender • Cats • Ticking clocks • Ringing phones • Social media • Liberals • Democracy • Cave divers • Bad housekeeping • Disorganized clutter • Generic questioning • Thoughtless responses • Boring introductions • Uninvited guests • Warning labels • Rounded corners • The name Keith • Iced coffee • Sensitive people • Birthdays • Camping • Learning languages • Caged animals MY FAVORITES
Song(s): Dominic Fike - Wurli , Moby - Flower • Music Video: DPR Live - Jasmine • Opening to a song: Chase Atlantic - Amy • Closing to a song: PartyNextDoor - Wus Good • Lyric(s): "She said I pray for you, She said I love you, but I need to stay away from you" • Band(s): Chase Atlantic , Måneskin , Palaye Royale • Musical Genre(s): R&B , Nu Metal , Alternative • Musical note: G5 • Album: Palaye Royale's The Bastards • Literature Genre(s): Philosophy , Finance • Sound(s): Crackling fire • Scent(s): Bourbon , Burnt matches • Season: Winter • Day of the week: Tuesday • Time of the day: 18:15 • Frontman: Remington Leith • Comedian(s): Joey Diaz , Jimmy Carr • Actor(s): Robin Williams , Cillian Murphy • Creative Artist(s): Vincent van Gogh , Hayao Miyazaki • Musical Artist(s): XXXTENTACION , Lil Peep , Shaker • Philosopher(s): Friedrich Nietzsche , Arthur Schopenhauer • Author(s): Oscar Wilde • Poet(s): Edgar Allan Poe • Written Work(s): Oscar Wilde's De Profundis • Book(s): The world as will and representation • Quote(s): "The safest way to not be very miserable is to not expect to be very happy." , "My existence is a scandal." • Person: Chloe Lau • Mentor(s): Fabio Valentini , Andrea Cimitan • Physicist(s): Brian Cox • Website(s): Reddit.com , Neocities.org • Subreddit(s): Unixporn , Command Line • English Font(s): Liberation serif • Japanese Font(s): Matisse EB • Typeface(s): Serif , Monospaced • Word(s): Chthonic , Nouveau Riche • Dirty word(s): Cunt , Fuck • English Film(s): Total Recall, Repo Men • Japanese Film(s): My Tomorrow, Your Yesterday • Animated Film(s): Grave of the fireflies • Musical(s): Mama Mia • Musical Composition(s): Arrival of the birds • Anime: Black Lagoon , Shimoneta , Demon Slayer • Show(s): House MD , Top Gear • YouTuber(s): It'sAGundam , DJ Ghost • Streamer(s): Daquan Wiltshire • Podcast(s): Surveillance Report • Newsletter(s): Fucked Finance • Fountain Pen(s): LAMY Safari • Mechanical Pencil(s): Rotring 800 • Ink(s): Pilot Iroshizuku Take-sumi • Notebook(s): Leuchtturm Notebook Master , Leuchtturm Notebook 411 • Country: Ireland • Leader(s): Genghis Khan • President(s): Donald J Trump • Rabbit Hole(s): Unit 731 , Cicada 3301 • Conspiracy Theory: Santa Claus • Car(s): Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren , 1967 Ford Mustang fastback , Nissan Skyline 2000GT-R (KPGC110) • Sandwich Spread(s): Peanut butter • Cartoon Character(s): Garfield • Pie: Blueberry • Color Palette(s): Rosepine , Catppuccin • Pantone Color: 7405 C • Subject to study: Quantitative finance

Polite as usual,
Synklar

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