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BIOGRAPHY OF ALISTAIR SYNKLAR
GENERAL INFORMATION
First name:
Alistair
Middle name:
Sebastian
Last name:
Synklar
Nickname(s):
Al' , Alice
Online alias(es):
Synklar , Synklarus
Language(s) spoken:
English & Italian
Handedness:
Well, I can beat my dick with both, so right...
Date of birth:
September 2004
Place of birth:
Auckland, New Zealand
Zodiac:
Libra
Chinese zodiac:
Monkey
Sun, moon and rising:
🌞Libra , 🌙Aquarius , 🌅Capricorn
Tarot:
Hanged man
Spirit Animal:
Raccoon
Lucky number(s):
3 and 27
Kaomoji:
(X'◡'X)
Gender:
Whole dick and balls right here
Sexual orientation:
Heterosexual
Relationship status:
Not interested
Race:
Bi-racial
Ethnicity:
European & Asian
Ethnic composition:
Portuguese, German, Chinese
Nationality:
Kiwi
Country of residence:
New Zealand
City of residence:
Auckland
Occupation:
Financial Consultant
Qualification(s):
Bachelors in Commerce
Field(s) of study:
Economics and finance
Pastime(s):
Sleep , Journaling , Writing letters to inmates
Thing(s) I'd like to do more of:
Read , Socialize
Vice(s):
Straight edge
Guilty pleasure(s):
Breakfast food , Shitty music , Chinese films
Darkest secret(s):
Now why the fuck would I tell you?
Controversial opinion(s):
Hoes like bringing up the past, but ask who attacked her—she draws a blank. , Harvard educated just to end up being a mother.
Fetish(es):
Knowing how the fuck Larry Williams managed 11000%
Motto(s):
If you woke up broke, your ass should've never went to bed in the first place.
Anthem:
Three days grace - I Am Machine
Me as a song:
Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
Current musical obsession(s):
HEX , CAMO , Darci , Teflon Sega , Ju Jingyi
Guilty pleasure song:
Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz
Guilty pleasure video:
Daquan Wiltshire - Hood Translation
Me as a fictional character:
Hachiman Hikigaya
Professional role model(s):
Patrick Ryan
, Felix Tan
, Bernd Skorupinski
, Eduardo
, Charlie Ereaut
, Fabio Valentini
, Andrea Cimitan
, Lorenzo Corrado
, Nick Syiek
, Anton Kreil
LANGUAGE PROFICIENCY
English:
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Italian:
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Spanish:
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Portuguese:
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Dutch:
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German:
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PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
Height:
165cm (5'5")
Weight:
70kg
Physique:
Athletic
Hair color:
Dark brown almost black
Hair style:
Mullet or buzz cut
Eye color:
Brown
Complexion:
Depends on the season
Skin type:
Temperamental
Notable feature(s):
Grim facial expression
Shoe size:
UK10/11
Preferred style:
Loosely worn tee paired with black denims, white air forces, a baggy hoodie and flannel shirt.
Body modifications:
2 piercings, one in each lobe.
Tattoos:
None yet
Glasses:
Light prescription lenses fitted in black frames.
Jewelry:
Silver earrings and a cicada necklace
Typical everyday carry:
Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch
Moles:
3
Freckles:
No
Scars:
Plenty
BACKGROUND
Hometown:
Auckland
Childhood:
Mediocre
Adolescence:
Troublesome
Adulthood:
Underway
Familial status:
Estranged
Sibling(s):
2
Birth order:
3
Education:
University graduate
Economic status:
Middle Class
Religion:
Baptized catholic
Religious:
Somewhat
Spiritual:
No
Occult:
Somewhat
Personal philosophy:
Pessimistic-nihilism
Financial philosophy:
Asceticism
PERSONALITY
Ethical disposition:
Just because it's illegal that doesn't make it wrong.
Moral alignment:
Chaotic evil
Temperament:
Choleric
MBTI:
ISTJ
Enneagram:
Type 6
Tritype:
631
IQ:
140
Rice purity score:
51
Notable personality trait(s):
Servile, well-mannered, distracted
Positive trait(s):
Servile, polite, honest
Negative trait(s):
Callus, stubborn, judgmental, skeptical
Virtues:
Authenticity, Commitment, Determination, Honor, Orderliness, Reliability
Values:
Family, Stability, Honesty, Loyalty
Priorities:
Money
Motivation(s):
Don't need any
Sins:
Envy, Greed, Lust, Pride
Strength(s):
Productivity
Weakness(es):
Communication
Demeanor:
Calm
Sense of humor:
Sardonic wit
Mental disorder(s):
Schizophrenia
Treatment:
High dosage medication misuse
Chronic condition(s):
Seasonal "Fuck-its"
Profanity:
Extremely high
Seriousness:
Minimal
Typical knee-jerk reaction:
Exclaim "Fuck Sake"
Weird quirk:
Saying 100 basis points instead of 1%
Social disposition:
I hate everyone equally
Best described as:
A variety of four letter words
Approach to communication:
Asking simple questions in uniquely strange ways
Polite as usual,
Synklar
THINGS I LIKE
Money • Literature • Vintage technology • Luxury timepieces • Blinking terminals • The old web • Fountain pens • Japanese stationery • Quality paper • Muted color palettes • The color yellow • Intelligent humor • Witty remarks • Poetic racism • Being delightfully surprised • Salt • Vanilla • Lemon poppy seed • Lizards • Cicadas • Pandas • Order • Clean linen • Silk • Cloudy weather • Cheeky chuckles • Sincere smiles • Women in bonnets • Giving gifts • Italian food • Funeral food • Hot tea • Good wine • Quiet company • Bonsai trees • Violent winds • Pugs • Rugs • Pugs in rugs • Leather-work • Terminal applications • Receiving letters • Disposable connections • ADHD music • Chinese music • Old asian films • Austrian painters
THINGS I DISLIKE
Loud noises • Bright lights • Talkative people • Sensitive people • Morning people • Bad grammar • Clingy behavior • Mediocrity • Bad time keeping • Beach sand • Rain • Wet grass • Lavender • Cats • Ticking clocks • Ringing phones • Social media • Liberals • Democracy • Cave divers • Bad housekeeping • Disorganized clutter • Generic questioning • Thoughtless responses • Boring introductions • Uninvited guests • Warning labels • Rounded corners • The name Keith • Iced coffee • Sensitive people • Birthdays • Camping • Myself • Learning languages • Caged animals
SOME OF MY FAVORITES
Song(s):
Dominic Fike - Wurli
, Moby - Flower
• Music Video:
DPR Live - Jasmine
• Opening to a song:
Chase Atlantic - Amy
• Closing to a song:
PartyNextDoor - Wus Good
• Cover of a song:
Ju Jingyi - Fall (落)
• Lyric(s):
"She said I pray for you, She said I love you, but I need to stay away from you"
• Band(s):
Chase Atlantic , Måneskin , Palaye Royale • Musical Genre(s):
R&B , Nu Metal , Alternative • Musical note:
G5 • Album:
Palaye Royale's The Bastards • Literary Genre(s):
Philosophy , Finance • Sound(s):
Crackling fire • Scent(s):
Bourbon , Burnt matches • Season:
Winter • Day of the week:
Tuesday • Time of the day:
18:15 • Frontman:
Remington Leith • Creative Artist(s):
Vincent van Gogh , Hayao Miyazaki • Fashion Designer(s): Christian Audigier • Musical Artist(s):
XXXTENTACION , Lil Peep , Shaker • Philosopher(s):
Friedrich Nietzsche , Arthur Schopenhauer • Author(s):
Oscar Wilde • Poet(s):
Edgar Allan Poe • Written Work(s):
Oscar Wilde's De Profundis • Book(s):
The world as will and representation • Quote(s):
"The safest way to not be very miserable is to not expect to be very happy.", "My existence is a scandal."• Website(s):
Reddit.com , Neocities.org • Subreddit(s):
Unixporn
, Command Line
• English Font(s):
Liberation serif • Japanese Font(s):
Matisse EB • Typeface(s):
Serif , Monospaced • Word(s):
Chthonic , Nouveau Riche , Dispassionate • Dirty word(s):
Cunt , Fuck • English Film(s):
Me before you , Repo Men • Japanese Film(s):
My Tomorrow, Your Yesterday • Animated Film(s):
Grave of the fireflies • Musical(s):
Mama Mia • Musical Composition(s):
Arrival of the birds • Anime:
Black Lagoon , Shimoneta , Demon Slayer • Show(s):
House MD , Top Gear • YouTuber(s):
It'sAGundam , DJ Ghost • Streamer(s):
Daquan Wiltshire • Podcast(s):
Surveillance Report • Newsletter(s):
Fucked Finance
• Fountain Pen(s):
LAMY Safari • Mechanical Pencil(s):
Rotring 800 • Ink(s):
Pilot Iroshizuku Take-sumi • Notebook(s):
Leuchtturm Notebook Master , Leuchtturm Notebook 411 • Country:
Ireland • Rabbit Hole(s):
Unit 731 , Cicada 3301 • Conspiracy Theory:
Santa Claus • Color Palette(s):
Rosepine , Catppuccin • Pantone Color:
7405 C
SOCIAL MEDIA
COMMUNICATION
MISCELLANEOUS
ADDITIONAL NOTE
If it isn't listed here, I'm more than likely banned from it or outright refuse to use it.